>
Management Lessons
> Lesson Number One:
>
> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the
> crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day
long?"
> The crow answered: "Sure why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
> the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
> and ate it.
>
> Management Lesson:
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
>
>
> Lesson Number Two:
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
> top of that tree," said the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well,
> why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
> packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
> it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the
tree.
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
> Finally after a fortnight there he was proudly perched at the top of the
> tree. Soon the turkey was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot him
> out of the tree.
>
> Management Lesson:
> Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
>
> Lesson Number Three:
>
> When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain
> said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and
> functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about
> and get him where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss
> because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and
on
> with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
> All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the
> asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a
> short
> time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the
> heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all
> decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
>
> Management Lesson:
> You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
>
> Lesson Number Four
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
> froze
> and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow
> came
> by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile
of
> cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing
> him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A
> passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
> sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly
> dug him out. Then he ate him!
>
> Management Lessons:
>
> 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
> 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> 3. And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut .
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