Juanito
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a
sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and
we saw
all
the animals. It was fascinating." Teacher said, "That was good,
but I
wanted
you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said,
"My
family
went to the Statue of Liberty and I was "fascinated." Teacher
said, "Well,
that was also good, Sally, but I am looking for the word
'fascinate.'"
Juanito raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Juanito was
noted
for
his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could
damage the
word 'fascinate,' so she called on him. Juanito said, " My seester
has a
sweater with ten buttons, pero her tetas are so freakin' beeg, She
can
only
fasten eight."
The Three Broke Men
There once lived three bothers. There was Jonathan, the oldest and by far the wisest of them all, than came John, the middle aged and care free one, and last there was Matt, the youngest and by far most ignorant of the three.
One day all three bothers were sitting down to eat lunch when the mail came. Abruptly Matt jumped up from his seat and ran out the door to retrieve the mail. He brought in three envelopes, one for each of the bothers. John and Matt were the first to open up their unexpected letters. Jonathan was reading the paper and didn’t wish to be disturbed at the moment.
To there surprise each letter contained a credit card offer. John was a little hesitant at first about the offer, but decided to apply. Matt on the other hand was out to apply before John was finished reading the letter. This was typical of Matt. In a weeks time both brothers had a new credit card in their hands. Jonathan decided to save up some money in the bank before he applied though.
John and Matt started to buy more and more and until the house couldn’t fit all their goods. So both brothers decided to take a lone and buy their own homes. Meanwhile, Jonathan was working hard and saving money in the bank. Neither one of the two brothers knew why, they just looked at it as a foolish waste of time.
Eventually Jonathan applied, but he used the card sparingly. Within a few months John and Matt started to get bills for the items they had purchased and the homes they took loans on. John became worried and started to save up and get out of debt. Matt looked at it as a joke and filled his garbage can with crumbled up bills.
Even after John’s attempts to get himself out of debt, the I.R.S came to reposes his home. Than came Matt, he refused to open up the door. So the I.R.S knocked and knocked until they were forced to plow the house down. Than came Jonathan, he paid all of his bills and decided to take the money he had saved and start a business. He also bought a new house, but he got to keep it and live happily ever after.
Submitted by: Justin
Take on the fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs"
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